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no-fries:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

"so I sprayed them with febreze"

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"The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain."

heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."

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"Not everyone you lose is a loss."

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

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